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A man is driving around the desert in his four wheel drive jeep. It has bull bars on the front for protection if it hits and animal. Suddenly he hits something, so he gets out and sees there is a pig wedged in his bull bar. He tries to get it out but it's stuck tight, so he gets on his CB radio and asks for advice. "Breaker, Breaker. I've got a pig stuck in my bull bars, how can I get it out?
A reply comes back, "Just slice open the pig and let the guts spill out. The pig will then fall out!"
So the guy does this and as predicted the pig falls straight out. "OK, I have cut open the pig and it's out, but now I have another problem." He shouts into the radio.
"What is it now?" the voice replies.
"What do I do with the motorcycle and helmet?"
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, “How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning? Is it my face?”
“No, ma’am,” explained the officer, “it’s your foot.”
A police was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off
"Shall i run and get it for you"asked the prisoner obligingly " Do you think i am a fool.
You stay here i'll go get it."said the officer
The police sent a set of pictures of a wanted criminal to all stations within 100 kilometres.
The set contained a front shot and two side shots.
A week later they got a fax saying, "We've caught the fellow in the middle but we're still looking for the other two."
Once a man was coming home he saw the stars were shining,the dogs were barking at a thief who came and broke the wall and drove off. After sometime when the police arrived they asked the man what happened he said the stars were barking the dogs were shining a thief came and broke the car and drove the wall the police said from where you were coming he said from the doctor.
A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, their were two motorcycles following her. She shot up to 90 miles. The next time she looked around, there were three cops following her. Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming ahead. She screeched to a stop and ran into the lady's room.
Ten minutes later, she innocently walked out. The three cops were standing their waiting for her. Without batting an eye, she said coyly, "I'll bet none of you thought I would make it."
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