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At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"
The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley and sent their famous detective Boudreaux to investigate. Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin'," he began. "Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked. Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia." Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?" "Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in de fight." The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?" Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck." "Ah," sighed the sergeant, "and how did you figure the Mafia was involved?" "De duck won."
I got a phonecall earlier from what appeared to be a salesman. Before he even managed to speak I said, "I can't talk, I'm at work. But I'm happy with my current gas boiler thank you." He said, "I'm not calling to sell you that, sir." I said, "Well I'm perfectly happy with my double payned windows then." He said, "It's not about your windows either sir." I said, "Ok then. I'm quite happy with my current home insurance provider." He said, "Listen sir, I'm not calling to sell you anything." I said, "Well what is it then?" He said, "It's Metro Police. I'm afraid your boiler has exploded which has destroyed everything in your house, including your windows. And it appears you are uninsured."
I got a phonecall earlier from what appeared to be a salesman. Before he even managed to speak I said, "I can't talk, I'm at work. But I'm happy with my current gas boiler thank you." He said, "I'm not calling to sell you that, sir." I said, "Well I'm perfectly happy with my double payned windows then." He said, "It's not about your windows either sir." I said, "Ok then. I'm quite happy with my current home insurance provider." He said, "Listen sir, I'm not calling to sell you anything." I said, "Well what is it then?" He said, "It's Metro Police. I'm afraid your boiler has exploded which has destroyed everything in your house, including your windows. And it appears you are uninsured."
Got pulled over by the police last night and ordered to get out of my car. 'You're staggering', said the officer. 'You're not a bad looking yourself' I replied.
