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The police arrested a foreigner for the robbery of a jewelry store. A policeman inquired him but he could not understand anything, so they called an interpreter. The policeman said to him,
"We know you robbed the store. Tell us where the jewelry is!"
The interpreter translated, and the prisoner answered,
"I haven’t robbed the store."
The interpreter translated. Then the policeman took out his gun, put it into the prisoner’s face and yelled,
"Tell us where the jewelry is or else I’ll blow up your skull!"
The interpreter translated and the prisoner immediately said,
"I hid it in the park, it is buried under the roots of the largest pine-tree."
The interpreter translated,
"Shoot me! I'll not tell you anything, morons!"
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour.
"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?"
The blonde turned around for a long look. "Yea. I see some following us now!"
"Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?"
The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche
A cop pulls over a car that’s been swerving across the lanes of a road.
Get out of the car, please.
But I’m not drunk, officer!
Listen, it doesn’t matter if you’re drunk or not. If you don’t get out of this car, I’ll arrest you anyway.
Fine, says the man and gets out of the car.
Okay, now walk this yellow line. The man looks at the line.
Which one of them do I walk on?
A policeman sees a car weaving all over the road and hits his flashing lights. He walks up to the driver’s window and sees a good looking woman behind the wheel. There is a strong smell liquor on her breath.
He says, “I’m going to give you a breathalyser test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.”
She blows up the balloon and he walks it back to his patrol unit. After a couple of minutes, he returns to her car and says, “It looks like you’ve had a couple of stiff ones.”
She replies, “You mean it shows that, too?”
Policeman: I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night.
Man: What's the charge?
Policeman: Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service.
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